Happy birthday to me! Happy biiiiiiiiirth daaaaaay toooooo me! OK, that's enough.
I am now 18. Many people are very excited to tell me that I can now:
-Buy cigarettes
-Buy porn
-Get tattoos
-Buy bongs
-Buy lighters
-Oh yeah, vote
I sorta think this milestone birthday is a bit wasted on me.
For my exciting birthday I sat around, watched TV, and ate. And today, I went out to dinner. Nothing to make you feel all grown up than spend dinner with people who spend their time attempting to bet each other to yell "penis!" in public or ask our waiter embarassing questions. (My dad and Sierra. So mature.) What a party.
On the upside, I